cute girl at computerA recent blog post has made me a bit leery about the choices people make when it comes to online dating. I’m certainly not innocent of this, as noted when I brought my most recent date to a party, and three different friends took me aside and said, “No….just. No.” I mean, I thought it was endearing when he stood in the corner and sang “On Bended Knee.”

And because online profiles–like text messages–can be tricky (i.e. deciphering sarcasm/is she that dumb/does she hate me?), I thought it was time to give even the Dromo guy a Red Flag tip or two.

3 Red Flags In Online Dating Profiles

1. Teenie Bopper Profile Name

Anything that has the words: baby, babe, bae, twinkle, princess, kitty, sparkle, mrstimberlake, bunny, diva, luv, starz, sexy, maneater, or glitter (unless that last one is GlitterBitch…because that would be an amazing profile name) is completely off limits. This is, of course, assuming you don’t want to date  a fan club member of One Direction. If you do, then stop reading this. I simply cannot help you.

2. If It’s Too Good To Be True…

Now don’t get me wrong, I have a killer online profile. But not everyone can construct one so perfectly balanced with self-deprecation and obscure movie quotes. And not that I’m jaded, but some girls are truly trying to come off as…more altruistic than they actually are. I mean, how many Neslon Mandela/Mother Theresa/Jewel quotes can you have on a profile before someone (please) calls bullshit? Make sure to read her words…while also remembering that not everyone can convey themselves 100% accurately in text. Isn’t online dating fun??

3.  Only Cleave and/or Booty and/or Leg Pics

No harm in throwing one..maybe two pics to flaunt your assets. But if a woman is showing off everything in every pic, that typically screams insecurity. And, because I assume I’m speaking to a man who wants a confident woman, don’t listen to your guy downstairs, but move on.

Know more online dating profile #redflags? Hit me up yo. @ChloeCline

Or check out my sweet blog, where there are no bad dates…only good material.

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