Holiday Sex Guide

9f063db20cead62cf22a7020ed050dbd-1The holiday season is upon us, and the opportunities for romance often come at a difficulty to find, especially for those in a relationship, oddly enough.

When you take the stress of trying to finish everything you need to by end of final quarter, with last minute shopping horrors, and making it out to see the relatives, it’s easy to neglect you and your partner’s sexual needs.

Follow these tips to rekindle the fire(place), no matter where you find yourself during the holidays:

1. Be prepared. Pack lots and lots (yes, be presumptuous) of condoms – not only standard ones, but flavored for oral and heavy duty ones in case of anal. PS: remember that all oil-based lotion/lube condoms will break down latex as quick as you can say “unplanned pregnancy!”

2. BE EXTRA PREPARED. Don’t overdo your baggage allowance, but it’s always good to pack a few toys – maybe a vibrator to guarantee orgasms for her, and lube. If you take them in your carry-on and are searched, don’t panic. They’ve seen it all before. Just play it cool and ask TSA quietly to be as discreet as possible upfront.

3. Hotel rooms rarely are without firm beds (for when she is on top), sturdy chairs (for sitting position sex), wide showers, and full length mirrors.

4. Exploit the fact that the holidays mean you can forget about the 9 to 5. Take advantage of it, and wake her up in a way that will guarantee you both make the naughty list (after sleeping in, of course).

5. If there’s any doubt you aren’t out of St. Nick’s good graces yet, try your hand at exchanging erotic Christmas Wish Lists with your partner. Then, cross off each other’s items one-by-one.

6. Sex in your childhood bed can be very hot. Knowing your or her parents are right down the hall and trying your best to be quiet will make you both feel like teenagers again.

For individualized, quick responses to your sex, dating, and relationship questions, Tweet @nickmoutvic. And of course DM’s are always welcome, for those wishing to be discreet.

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