Recently I read a hilarious article that breaks down what guys think while looking at girls’ online dating profile pictures. Cleavage means she thinks guys are simple, but most guys will still talk to her anyway. Pics with her cat makes a guy wonder if she has any other friends. And a crazy yoga pose just sends a guy’s mind straight to the gutter.
It’s true that, while we’re supposed to carefully read and analyze a person’s profile, we’re drawn to someone’s pictures. It’s not shallow; it’s human. And that’s why it’s important to make sure your pics are aptly representing you. The best strategy for this is to ask a female friend to help select your images.
For example, while at a pool party, I gave my friend’s husband total control of my Tinder account. He immediately edited my profile pics, replacing one of me decked out at the bar with one he took right then—tshirt, no make up, glass of wine. Much to my surprise, guys were into it!
So go find a girlfriend who will help you accurately portray yourself. But, just so you’re aware, here’s a breakdown of what girls think when looking at your pics:
Order cheap Cialis Soft The Best Man: It’s not his fault his bestie made him wear that horrible teal, satin vest in his wedding. But, this pic even makes a tux look bad.
Purchase Cialis Soft 20 mg generic The Traveler: Oooh, where is he? And when can we go to the Greek Islands together?
Purchase Cipro cheap The Selfie: Where are his friends and why can’t they take a picture of him?
The Jock: Nice, so he’s fit. But I hope he doesn’t mind sleeping in on a Saturday…
The One With Kids: Does he have a kid? If not, does he think that women will fall that easily for the baby thing? But that kid is pretty cute….
The Shirt Off: This guy likes himself. A lot.
The Group Shot: Oh good, he does have friends. And some of them are cute…
Need some help selecting your pics? I can do that. @chloecline